Emptying woodlice from your underpants before putting them on in the early morning leads to much greater comfort on the bicycle saddle by mid-morning.
No, not that kind of circus. I mean Circus cyaneus, the Hen Harrier. Sitting in the window seat looking over the fields and out to sea I see a huge brown raptor flying towards Einar. It looks like a chunky owl until I see the characteristic white rump and long tail. With a wingspan of [...]
Always buy a toilet seat that contrasts in colour and tone with woodlice in order to avoid sitting on them unexpectedly.

I’m not someone who likes to air his dirty laundry in public. That’s why I bring you only my cleanest pants and socks. Washing by hand. Classic. One of the usual household items completely missing from Westray is the clothes peg. You may find an old fashioned wooden one in a children’s craft kit in [...]

… because it’s stone and breaks naturally into flags. The whole Island of Westray is made of it. Perfect flagstone paving everytime. It’s just a pity that there’s no naturally occurring slate on the island, because flags make very, very heavy roofing materials. Most of the old buildings have collapsed because of structural failure of [...]

When you move to an abandoned house there are always inhabitants who need to be evicted. Some are simply guests. Some are unwanted relatives and others are fierce squatters. Woodlice in the lamp shades. Spiders in the bath. Mice in the understairs cupboard. Birds in the hall. Wonderful primitive bristletails on the windowsills. In this [...]
Always shake the woodlice off your flannel before using it to wipe your face in the morning.
Morning. Another day on Westray and time to tip the woodlice out of my slippers, have some Scots porridge for breakfast and give my bicycle tyres a firm squeeze. All is right with the world. I’m proud of my daughter. She’s thirteen and knows the scientific name for the fruit fly. That’s good because the [...]
I learnt very early that if you want good photographs of your children there is only one solution – give them the camera. There’s no way that they will act naturally and play for parents in the same way as they would with their friends or siblings. It then became obvious that an even better [...]

is not a question you want answered by a slow but persistent drip, drip, drip somewhere near your head at 04:38am. It’s raining inside again. There’s a lovely new roof on the school but the old schoolmaster’s house needs a little attention. Luckily there’s no need for one of the several builders’ buckets I’ve got [...]

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