Beetles and bicycles

I’ve spent an age getting ready to go cycling. I’ve got changed, put my padded cycling trousers on, packed my rucksack with all the essentials, which for me means three cameras, and made sure I’ve covered up with suncream and packed some water. Now, it’s time to go and explore. Except I can’t; I’ve got a puncture. It’s time to unpack the puncture repair kit and fix it.

Except I can’t; there’s an interesting beetle. And for me, nothing is more interesting at this moment than an interesting beetle.