The gondoliers
Gondoliers in Venice appear to earn a top salary of €100,000. For that I’d expect some adherence to uniform standards. We saw several who clearly weren’t taking their status seriously, and wearing white trainers or baseball caps. If you’re going to pay them €80 for a brief trip out, it’s the least they can do to wear black shoes and a proper boating hat with a flowing ribbon.

Wandering around the maze of tiny canals, we see a beautiful scene, as a couple has hired a singer and a guitarist and are being serenaded from the back of their gondola. It sounds so beautiful echoing around the high walls that, as we watch them head down the canal, we begin running around the footpaths to try to head it off and meet up with it again. We stand watching breathless as the gondola passes and laugh along with the guitarist, who can barely contain himself as he spots us.
We might as well enjoy someone else’s entertainment.
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