A picnic bench that won’t blow away

Someone in Orkney could make a fortune making picnic benches and seats like this one in the grounds of this house in Puglia. A picnic bench that won’t blow away! How cool is that? Surely there’s a business for someone in Orkney? There are no end of quarries, fabulous stone, and plenty of wind. You could sit and eat your Skara Breakfast on it.

Picnic Bench - The Hall of Einar - photograph (c) David Bailey (not the)

Hold on though. In Orkney it would be raining horizontally and your food would be wet and blow away. Maybe I haven’t thought this through properly. I’ll give this idea a bit more thinking time before it’s ready for launch.

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