Someone in Orkney could make a fortune making picnic benches and seats like this one in the grounds of this house in Puglia. A picnic bench that won’t blow away! How cool is that? Surely there’s a business for someone in Orkney? There are no end of quarries, fabulous stone, and plenty of wind. You could sit and eat your Skara Breakfast on it.
Hold on though. In Orkney it would be raining horizontally and your food would be wet and blow away. Maybe I haven’t thought this through properly. I’ll give this idea a bit more thinking time before it’s ready for launch.