Great Spotted Woodpecker

The woodland walk barriers seem to mock me as I walk up the ramp. There are carvings of birds all along the hand rails yet not a sign of them in the trees. A Woodpecker; how I would dearly love to see one.

Woodpecker - The Hall of Einar - copyright David Bailey (not the)

As I walk up I see a huge black red and white bird with a powerful bill. It’s a Great Spotted Woodpecker in the tree – just in front of me.

It’s then that my phone ringtone goes off and so does the bird. “No,” I say, “I never took out Payment Protection Insurance.” My voice has extra layers of Christmas-cake-deep frosted icing to it.

I feel like banging my head like a Woodpecker.

I wait for another half an hour in silence. My phone is now on silent and so am I. Then, thankfully, it comes back and poses beautifully in front of me.

Female Great Spotted Woodpecker - The Hall of Einar - photograph (c) David Bailey (not the)

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